07 9 / 2013
i hope a bee lands in your dumb flower crown and then stings you on the head
17 7 / 2013
10 7 / 2013
When “Come and Get It” plays, I turn to the first man and ask what the song is about. Come and get … what?
“I’m not sure,” he says. “Pizza?”
It’s my number one fantasy that one day it is revealed that every single pop song ever recorded is, in fact, about pizza.